Groan if you must. (The devil made him do it?)
St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates with his PA, and a man approached. "What is your name?" St. Peter asked.
The man gave it. Looking at the book his PA was holding, St. Peter said, "Oh, you are a doctor. You have done a lot of good; you can enter."
Next came a lady who was a kindergarten teacher. St. Peter said she had done much good by educating young minds; so she, too, could enter.
Next came a scrap metal dealer. "I will have to consult on this," St. Peter said and disappeared up the road.
As he was coming back, a breathless PA told him that the dealer was gone and so were the Pearly Gates!